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NYC Weather: Seriously Haterish Shit June 8, 2006

Posted by hateroftheyear in General Hating, New York, Scarjo, Sports.
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Weather, as an idea, fucking sucks. Give me 85 degrees and sunny during the day with 50 degree nights and I promise never to complain again. On a Saturday morning, when I'm hungover it can be dark and rainy and cold. Later on, when I wake up, all of the shit better be dry and the sun should be out and shining.

As far as snow goes, I would allow it to occur three to four times per year. Once on Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve and Day, and several "key" moments throughout the course of the year- like, for example, when I'm walking Scarlett Johansson home from a date. When we step out of the restaurant it should be snowing. She'll say "Do you have any baby oil?" "Isn't it beautiful?" and we'll embrace passionately…

Seriously though, could you imagine how crowded New York City would be if it had Miami's weather? Or maybe it would be just like Miami. What's noteable, lately, is just how demoralizing this fucking weather is. Every day, it seems, for the last 3 weeks there has been one torrential downpour after another. What's worse is that the forecast, unfortunately, only calls for more shitty weather. What's a hater to do?

My advice? Camp in front of your tube and watch some World Cup or NBA Finals.


I Hate Josh Hartnett… April 19, 2006

Posted by hateroftheyear in Celebs, General Hating, Scarjo.

Have you seen these pictures of Scarlett Johansson with Josh Hartnett in Jamaica? I mean, have you seen them?

To simply say "I Love Scarjo" would be a gigantic understatement. I nearly had to excuse myself from the theater midway through Match Point and I think I may have shed a tear during her rendition of "Brass in Pocket" in Lost in Translation. She is an angel, sent from heaven. She was created in a laboratory by scientists who enjoy torturing me. Well, you know what Mr. Evil Scientists? It worked. OK? Because my life is officially horrible.

(via http://www.wwtdd.com)