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I Hate Haley Joel Osment July 20, 2006

Posted by hateroftheyear in Uncategorized.

According to CNN, future Sureal Life housemate Haley Joel Osment wrecked his car last night. First and foremost, the corresponding photograph of him might be one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. I almost called this post “I see bad haircuts.”

Osment, who was nominated for an Academy Award for his role as a boy who could see dead people in “The Sixth Sense,” was driving a 1995 Saturn about 1 a.m. when the car collided with a brick pillar and flipped, said Los Angeles County sheriff’s Lt. Greg Sisneros.

A 1995 Saturn!?!? Seriously?! Jesus Christ dude, you’re a fucking movie star! Granted you might not be making Ferarri money, but come on! The least you can do is buy a Prius and pretend to give a shit about the environment.

Also, does anyone get the impression that this might be that first incident that points to earlier child-celebrity troubles for H-JO? A few baby brokeback weekends at Neverland Ranch? Percent chance that a tox screen turns up ungodly amounts of crystal meth? 50%? I think this is going to be a good one. Call VH-1, tell them to get Corey Feldman and Corey Haim ready for a few soundbites.

Thanks to Lou for the tip, and a million mea culpas for the lack of posts…
(Via CNN.com)